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Wrench Boy is the Pseudo-Saviour of humankind.
He represents the nonexistence of any actual saviour,
and he acknowledges this, his nonexistence. Thus
we are free to worship Wrench Boy, knowing he
isn't real, and still feel satisfied that our inherent need
to follow, or obey, a higher entity is being fulfilled by
our lower selves.











Wrench Boy
is all astrological
signs at once.

He is
both male & female
(despite his name),
yin & yang,
and celebrates his
birthday every day
of the year.

He has nothing to say, but never-the-less, everything he says is recorded, endlessly interpreted, then re-translated into other languages.

Wrench Boy
is the instigator of wars,
though he is a pacifist
and has never lifted
a hand against any creature.

  

He believes
strongly
in all uses of
hemp:
industrial, medicical,
and recreational.

He
was the
first person
ever to make
intentionally
funny
faces
on his
driver's license
photo.

He tips Metro bus drivers.

He works out
three times a week
but is not a member
of a health club.

Wrench Boy wishes to share
his health insurance
with all of humanity,
but can't, for he is not a friend
of a politician or lobbyist
(nor does he wish to become one).

He's never
been
snowboarding but
would like to try
it one day.




Wrench knows the past and sees how it relates to the present and future. Once the water and trees were free. Now the water runs through pipes that turn on and off. We call this service. Now the trees rest on land that 'belongs' to people and, unless you are one of these individuals (most people aren't), you must pay for trees. We call this 'free' enterprise. When one considers all this plus the rapid rate at which the human population on earth is growing (and how the level of wisdom and common sense is nowhere near keeping pace), it's hard not to fear for the very air you breath. When the air becomes too polluted to breath healthfully, humans who can afford it will have to buy clean air.
Wrench Boy knows the outcome of all timelines. On this timeline he wonders if humanity will demand there be one free thing:

The Air We Breath.

Although he has no personal stake in the outcome, Mr. Boy hopes the humans on earth make the right decision.



Wrench, as his friends call him, delivers both good
and bad news to people. He is a paper boy, you
might say, but he does not come collecting, so please
do not line up in pews and whatever else you do...

Do NOT send money.


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